Light in the Shadows

modern-yin: GET FUCKED! Movie- Ip Man. Sickest Martial Arts...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:52:45 -0400

GET FUCKED!

Movie- Ip Man. Sickest Martial Arts movies EVER!

cuckooforcristiano: insearchforknowledge: Bruce...

Wed, 01 May 2013 09:58:03 -0400

insearchforknowledge:

Bruce Lee had me up to three miles a day, really at a good pace. We’d run the three miles in twenty-one or twenty-two minutes. Just under eight minutes a mile [Note: when running on his own in 1968, Lee would get his time down to six-and-a half minutes per mile]. So this morning he said to me “We’re going to go five.” I said, “Bruce, I can’t go five. I’m a helluva lot older than you are, and I can’t do five.” He said, “When we get to three, we’ll shift gears and it’s only two more and you’ll do it.” I said “Okay, hell, I’ll go for it.” So we get to three, we go into the fourth mile and I’m okay for three or four minutes, and then I really begin to give out. I’m tired, my heart’s pounding, I can’t go any more and so I say to him, “Bruce if I run any more,” –and we’re still running-”if I run any more I’m liable to have a heart attack and die.” He said, “Then die.” It made me so mad that I went the full five miles. Afterward I went to the shower and then I wanted to talk to him about it. I said, you know, “Why did you say that?” He said, “Because you might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”

Public Shaming: Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 08:48:23 -0400

Public Shaming: Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the...:

publicshaming:

Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the 2013 Generation Award. He did so while wearing a shirt that had the phrase “kNOw Justice” above photos of Trayvon Martin and the Newtown kids.

Many intelligent humans would view Jamie Foxx’s shirt as a way a celebrity can…

inkaholicshane: Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:58:54 -0400

inkaholicshane:

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast.

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:21:56 -0400

cosmic-ketamine: This will always be a favorite.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 08:38:08 -0400

cosmic-ketamine:

This will always be a favorite.

hylianmajora: TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! Tightly following my...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:56:18 -0400

hylianmajora:

TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!

Tightly following my decision to make someone happy with their own copy of Hyrule Historia, I’m now giving up a shiny, barely used The Legend of Zelda Limited Edition 3DS. This luscious handheld is unfortunately region locked, and having been purchased in Europe, you can guess which games will work. But anyone from any country is free to enter, so it’s up to you what you do with the thing.

(As of posting this, my other giveaway is still going on, so I’ll be multi-hosting until it ends.)

This can count as another thank you, a bigger one this time, to my followers and everyone who put up with me, for being really sweet and mushy and making me all teary-eyed with their kind words. But this isn’t just for my followers, but for the entire fandom as well. I might just be watching on the sidelines, but you guys are gr8888999999 and you deserve a treat. Sadly only one can win, but if you stick around, stay tuned for more giveaways!

in which majora is a gay baby

YEEHAW LET’S GET TO THE BORING PARTS SHALL WE YES

Reblog only once. Actually, you kinda don’t have a choice since only one reblog will be seen. Feel free to tell your friends to help you out if you want, but do try not to spam people, that ain’t nice.

Likes count.

You do not have to be following me, however if you are a Zelda fan, which I presume you are, feel free to check out my blog seeing as that’s mostly what I post and all.

I will ship worldwide.

The giveaway will end on May 1st, GMT (UK time). The winner will be announced on the 3rd, using a random number generator.

If the winner does not respond within 48 hours, I’ll pick another.

Please have your ask box open and remember that you will have to give me your address if you win.

\ ´ v ` /

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:56:20 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

Reblog if you're black

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:44:50 -0400

weloveblackgirls:

youngriem:

cleophatrajones:

nappychan:

thinblackbeauty:

dopelikebreezy:

jrar504:

Most notes ive ever seen :o lol

when this comes across a white blogger’s dashboard

lol

The Notesss!!!

And damn proud of it.

Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud♥

!!!! The gifs slay me….

This right here »>

Half of these people are probably not even black ….. Lmfao

10 HIMYM Original Concepts That I Love - The Yellow...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:57:28 -0400

10 HIMYM Original Concepts That I Love - The Yellow Umbrella Meme

jenngofett: Hey! Listen! It’s giveaway time, my fellow Hylians,...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 22:45:43 -0400

jenngofett:

Hey! Listen!

It’s giveaway time, my fellow Hylians, and the theme is The Legend of Zelda.

Four weeks from today (Sunday, April 14th), I will select FOUR winners from a random sequence generator, based on whoever reblogs or likes this post. The first winner will get first choice of a prize and so on. The last winner is stuck with what’s left, but I mean… any Zelda prize is better than no Zelda prize, amirite?

The Prizes:

Triforce Items T-Shirt (you get to choose the size and color of black, green, or silver)

Manga Box Set

Ocarina of Time 3D

Twilight Princess Fabric Wall Scroll

Da Rules (Grumble, Grumble):

THERE ARE NO RULES. (I’m lying; I just felt like being dramatic)

If you win, I will announce it and message you. Your ask box must be on. You must be willing to give me your address. You must reply within one week or I’ll choose another winner.

I will NOT let a “giveaway blog” win.

FYI:

I genuinely do not care how many times you reblog this. They’ll all count. So will likes.

You do NOT have to be following me to win, because I’m not an asshole.

I’ll ship anywhere. Anywhere. If you live in Antarctica, I’ll ship there, and I might even include penguin treats.

That’s it. If you have any questions, feel free to message me.

Let’s play!

classiforniaaa: santacereals: allaania12: theamericankid: Tha...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:07:34 -0500

classiforniaaa:

santacereals:

allaania12:

theamericankid:

That was more exciting than the entire Twilight saga.

That was more exciting than most things.

fucking cats

omg.

honey-oil: shadzu: dankhollister: Can’t count how many times...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:45:19 -0500

honey-oil:

shadzu:

dankhollister:

Can’t count how many times I’ve screamed: “THAT SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.”

Use your blinker or I will make sure you never blink again <>w<>

YESSSS

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Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:01:50 -0500

thelemonadestandoflife: westwindwanderer: deletethestars: sixp...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:01:37 -0500

thelemonadestandoflife:

westwindwanderer:

deletethestars:

sixpinsdie:

deletethestars:

the-prankingmaster:

lordofwarfare:

For the sword enthusiast.

What’s this one called?

((o shit katana))

Oh okay.

This deserves at least 2 reblogs.

Cmon.

literally just what I was looking for

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:16:49 -0500

nickelodeon: All of the Red Rangers decided to take a little...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:26:38 -0500

nickelodeon:

All of the Red Rangers decided to take a little subway ride around NYC to celebrate the Power Rangers’ 20th anniversary!

arsvivendi: Found Functions “Nevertheless, the fact is that...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 09:33:16 -0500

arsvivendi:

Found Functions

“Nevertheless, the fact is that there is nothing as dreamy and poetic, nothing as radical, subversive, and psychedelic, as mathematics. It is every bit as mind blowing as cosmology or physics… and allows more freedom of expression than poetry, art, or music… Mathematics is the purest of the arts, as well as the most misunderstood.” - Paul Lockhart

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Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:26:44 -0500

that-asian-guy-from-lost: Fucking around with saturation and...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:19:07 -0500

that-asian-guy-from-lost:

Fucking around with saturation and vibrance.

Light in the Shadows

modern-yin: GET FUCKED! Movie- Ip Man. Sickest Martial Arts...

cuckooforcristiano: insearchforknowledge: Bruce...

Public Shaming: Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the...

inkaholicshane: Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks...

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

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cosmic-ketamine: This will always be a favorite.

hylianmajora: TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! Tightly following my...

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Reblog if you're black

10 HIMYM Original Concepts That I Love - The Yellow...

jenngofett: Hey! Listen! It’s giveaway time, my fellow Hylians,...

classiforniaaa: santacereals: allaania12: theamericankid: Tha...

honey-oil: shadzu: dankhollister: Can’t count how many times...

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thelemonadestandoflife: westwindwanderer: deletethestars: sixp...

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nickelodeon: All of the Red Rangers decided to take a little...

arsvivendi: Found Functions “Nevertheless, the fact is that...

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that-asian-guy-from-lost: Fucking around with saturation and...

‎Mom hands me phone to answer